- Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
what if every time someone unfollowed you tumblr made a cannon noise and their user pic and url flashed at the top of your dash
This article is gold. My favorite bits:
Tom Hiddleston gives every impression that going on publicity tours is his favorite thing in the world. It’s as if someone created a bizarre mutant hybrid that mixes a super-perky cheerleader with a serious Shakespearean actor.
Plus, Hiddleston is basically a walking GIF factory.
imagine if tumblr reset and we all had to be like the hunger games to get the best urls first
So i’ve been seeing these sort of things on tumblr and I decided I’d do one with my parents. Haha
P.s. my dad thinks he’s tumblr famous because of this post. (x)
I had to add Tom Hiddleston… idk how I missed him!!! i must have been on crack or something.
THIS FROOTLOOP OMFG
tHIS FROOTLOOP DOES NOT PLAY LOKI XD Also shits rainbows
what if we’re all characters in a book
WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING
guys why isn’t everyone reblogging this it’s a scientific breakthrough
and when you’ve had a sense that you’ve been through a certain day or moment before, it’s cuz the author is re-writing the same part of the story, just with better context
Dude, my author fucking sucks.
Who knows, maybe we’re still in the prologue to an epic adventure…
for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet
I feel like I’ll paint a wall that color when I own a house just so I can hang photos on it and call it my dashboard
that’s actually not such a bad idea
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.
I’m fucking done with this site